Sam has never been more disgusted than she was today, watching me clean toilets... Which led to this...
Sam- "Mom! Don't put your hand in there! That's pee water!" (It was flushed, by the way...)
me- "I've gotta clean them sweetie, it's just one of the those yucky, mom jobs..."
Sam- "Do dad's clean toilets?" (How do you answer that one without throwing anyone under the bus? Cough. Cough. Tom...)
me - "Ah. Not so much..."
Sam - "Well then. When I grow up, I want to be a Dad!"